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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Cooper is "retarded"

Yep, you read that correctly.  Since Cooper's IQ is below 70, he would've been classified, at least until last year when President Obama officially got rid of the term, as mentally retarded.  Cooper: my sweet, strong, innocent, awesome, amazing, wonderful child.  So the next time you want to call someone "retarded" or say that something is "retarded," I want you to ask yourself this: "Is this like Cooper?"  And if the answer is "no," you need to use a better, more correct term.  Get creative, people!  You can do better than "retarded!"  Here are some alternatives:


Stupid
Dull
Dumb
Foolish
Futile
Ill-advised
Irrelevant
Laughable
Ludicrous
Naïve
Senseless
Shortsighted
Simple
Trivial
Dummy
Loser
Rash
Thick
Unintelligent
Brainless
Dazed
Deficient
Dense
Dim
Doltish
Dopey
Gullible
Half-baked
Half-witted
Idiotic
Imbecile
Inane
Indiscreet
Meaningless
Mindless
Moronic
Nonsensical
Obtuse
Out-to-lunch
Pointless
Simpleminded
Slow
Sluggish
Thick-headed
Unthinking
Witless

And then go to http://www.r-word.org/ and sign the pledge to stop using that word!

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